Your Mom

The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.

I love to f ur mom.

Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her

by Dra'nakyuek, World Destroyer April 15, 2022

your mom

The largest object known to man, being an estimated 7 times larger than the Universe itself.

Person: Hey did you hear that they recently got photo evidence of your mom being larger than the Universe?

by yro'ue mom January 8, 2021

Your Card

Typically used when performing Magic tricks

Me: "Think of a card"
You: "Ok"
Me: "Was Your Card the Seven of Hearts?"

by FeZZus June 7, 2021

your mom

The most common comeback ever in history.

Person 1 : What is your favorite color?

Person 2 : Your mom is my favorite color. ;)

by Xianrouismama May 19, 2021

Your a nigga

When Patrick screams youre a nigga to his mom and his mom gets out of the car and tackles him and then he shits himself.

Hey mom your a nigga

by Opfhsbs October 19, 2019

your mom

your mom

your mom is fat

by K01-swag December 3, 2021

your mom

The largest astronomical object discovered in the observable universe.

- Hey, what's that giant dot in the sky? It looks huge, what the hell!?
- Your mom, bro.

by mars88_defines_i_guess December 3, 2021