(n. - pejorative)
A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.
See also: "predatory closet job."
A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.
See also: "predatory closet job."
Dude, if you're cabbing home after the bars close, it's safer in groups... you might end up with John Wayne Maybe.
by IvyLeague86 November 14, 2014
Get the John Wayne Maybemug. What people think: A legendary western movie actor.
Reality: A racist cunt who is probably rotting in hell.
Reality: A racist cunt who is probably rotting in hell.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 16, 2023
Get the John Waynemug. by Bully Wayner February 24, 2022
Get the Bully Waynemug. by StealthDontCare August 27, 2020
Get the What a Waynemug. 100%-HANDS DOWN-the most amazing, patient, and Loving man you'll ever meet. He will change your life in the best ways possible. If you lose your phone 10 seconds after you just had it, he will lovingly smile and tell you it's in your left hand, and not make you feel stupid about it.
He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.
And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.
But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!
He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.
And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.
But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!
by Jay-Mee-Kenobi June 9, 2024
Get the Joshua Waynemug. by Flake April 21, 2018
Get the wayne and beverleymug.