Vegan

mean u have small pp

You: mother i have feelings that i have become a so called vegan.

Mother: u have contracted smoll pp

by epicgamerlolsigurd November 21, 2021

That Vegan Teacher

She is a vegan karen teacher. She forces every YouTuber on the planet to be vegan. She attacked Cocomelon for not being vegan. Her logic is dumber than Cailou. She is killing her dog for feeding her "vegan" foods. She harasses everyone.

Girl: I have a phobia..

Boy: What is it?

Girl: thatveganteacherphobia...

Boy: me too...

Girl: That vegan teacher is..horrifying

by iiSimplyBrxwnie November 21, 2021

veganism

A mental disorder.

"I am vegan. Veganism is the best.", he said. Then I kicked him out of the whatsapp goup chat.

by ligma21121219 November 17, 2021

Accidentally Vegan

A somewhat overused term to describe an item of food that is not advertised/labelled as vegan, but actually is.

May also be portrayed by non-vegans as someone who falls over and face-plants some grass. (See also "Vegan Lunch")

"I just ate some American cheese, turns out its accidentally vegan as it is neither cheese nor food"
"I just fell over in the garden and had a "vegan lunch" so now I am accidentally vegan"

by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021

Vegan

A vegan also know as (a piece of shit) is someone who doesn’t eat meat because they think it’s bad? Fucken vegans

I went vegan because i have no life 🐔

by VeganHater001 October 17, 2021

Vegan-rendang-curry

A classic maneuver practiced by the wise to redeem themselves after being forsaken by the gods for their left handed attempts to rise to the sun.

I’ll make you vegan-rendang-curry when you’re back!

by Xino Fenani October 19, 2021

vegan sav

A girl who tortures her body way too damn much. Also is Huddy’s gf. Haha I ship.

Vegan sav is not actually vegan.

by Beverly Grangus October 19, 2021