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Vegan

Dude look at that vegan. What a cruel monster.
by The Pizza King_97 October 29, 2022
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Half vegan

When you eat half a salad and a half hamburger
So do you like meat Ashley?
I'm half vegan so I only eat half a steak and half a salad .
Okay that's great ! Let's go to a steakhouse!
by Urmotherfigure June 2, 2018
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Vegan

If you're a vegan and you make your pets vegan ... there is a special place in hell for you :)

Other than that, as long as you don't force your vegan opinions on to others, you're fine.
That hell spawn vegan fed their dog only vegetables.
by Not_a_Suspect April 20, 2021
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vegan pancakes

1. Something highly unstable, made to break, hopeless. Something held together merely by hopes and dreams.

2. Something that some people like a lot and others do not. (Everything is vegan pancakes.)
1.
a) Man, open your eyes: Jill and Tyler's relationship is vegan pancakes. It's made to fail.

b) We spent four hours building this sand castle, but with the incoming tide, we realizes it was all just vegan pancakes.

c) Dude, my car is broken again! It's turning into a frikkin vegan pancake.

2.
a)
PersonA: Ohh, I love this painting.. The colors, the composition... the exquisite brushwork... It makes me feel things...
Person B: I don't know man. I just see a bunch of globs. This doesn't give me anything.
Person A: Huh. Well, I guess not everyone can love everything. It's all vegan pancakes. Let's go have a drink!

b)
PersonA: Damn, it's getting chilly out. I hate fall. It's a drab wasteland of sadness that catapults you into the frozen misery of winter.
PersonB: Oooh, but the turning leaves look so lovely and the air smells nice and i get to break out all my sweaters and scarves again. Rain and wind... Hot cocoa weather! Not to mention: Pumpkin Spice season!
PersonA: Nah, I'm not convinced. But I'm glad you like it. It's all vegan pancakes, right?
by whatsthatoverthere October 19, 2015
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Cupcake vegan

Cupcake vegans are vegans that don't do any activism and don't try to debate any non-vegans, sometimes not even when prompted. They're also called quiet vegans.
I used to be a cupcake vegan, but recently I have become an activist!

Even cupcake vegans do their part. Existence is resistance!
by VeganAlex March 23, 2024
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vegan farm

After listing my vegetables as being sourced from my vegan farm, their sales at Whole foods are through the roof!
by Ooga Booga Booga June 16, 2017
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Vegan Jam

When you turn 23 and your bones start to creak.
Shoot, I am now 23, and am experiencing vegan jam.
by sliimriicky June 1, 2022
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