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Urban Dictionary

101 (Thousand) Hidden Sexual Innuendos (and Many Blatant but Unrealized Sexual Meanings for Just About Everything)
90% of the items on Urban Dictionary (including most of the items in the list at the left of the screen RIGHT NOW) have bizarre, obscure, perverted (often hilarious) sexual meanings, since much of the content is provided by nerds who jack off to Teletubbies.

Go on, click one. I dare you.
by teh roflman March 10, 2009
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A collection of mung chugging douchebags who would rather take it in their face butt holes then post a logical definition
Garrett - So urban dictionary wouldn't post my clever definition of Donatello that was more insulting and interesting then all of the others

Devin - What a bunch of anal abusive piss pump workers

Garrett - They are nothing more than genital thieving devastatingly dirty donkey dinky downers
by Baggedlunch February 28, 2011
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A website dedicated to having definitions for slang terms, places, celebrities, etc. Every definition is added by users, like a Wiki. All the definitions, no matter how perfect they are, have those few or many people who put thumbs down for no reason whatsoever.
Person 1: What does "word up" mean?
Person 2: Use Urban Dictionary to look it up.
by Grind Graves January 3, 2008
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You're An Arsehole
Why would you look up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary?
by Seannooooo August 25, 2008
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A special place in Cyberspace for like-minded wordsmiths, any two of which will make a whole wit. slow wit half dumb dumber dumbest
My name is Doug, this is my brother Doug, over there is my other brother Doug. We read Urban Dictionary.
by Doug And Douger November 7, 2008
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A website that had potential and isn't necessarily bad. However, due to many racist, sexist, mean, patriotic people, the website has many, how do I put it, problems.
There are generally 6 different types of definitions.

#1: The unbiased, straight fact answers.

#2 The extraordinarily biased definitions.

#3 A racial slur or a homophobic/sexist joke

#4 An inside joke no one gets

#5 A sex thing that has nothing to do with the point.

#6 A completely Obscene def. That has nothing to do with the topic
Urban Dictionary's Definition for Eminem

Def. 1: Coming from Detroit, Marshal Bruce Mathers...etc.

Def.2: Best Rapper Ever!/ Piece of white trash

Def.3:A fucking retarded white guy who sings about gays.

Def.4:That guy who made the CD Joe bought

Def.5: Like having a fucking cum shot forced down you throat

Def.6: Fucking nigga bitch cumming all over her face
by Descreetoburrito August 3, 2012
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Urban Dictionary is a site for people who have nothing better to do but to write stupid definitions.
CrazyLawrence98 is so bored that he is writing a definition for the word Urban Dictionary on the Urban Dictionary.
by CrazyLawrence98 February 17, 2019
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