fucking unicorns

What do you want to know? THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS. Magestic rainbow shit, candy farts. Liquid chocolate diarrea. Candy corn tears.... FUCKING UNICORNS. WANT MORE DEFENITION GO LOOK FOR A FUCKING UNICORN YOUSELF
Yours truly
-A FUCKING UNICORN

BRATney: Unicorns dont exiiiiiiiisstttttt :/
Me: THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS.

by FuckingUnicornsBiatch June 15, 2017

fist unicorn

Extending the middle finger of one or both hands, usually directed toward another person, group of people, or thing.

After the other driver cut me off, I showed him my fist unicorns.

by unicornsoffury May 18, 2014

Chimichanga Unicorns

A long phrase to replace any cuss word

"Chimichanga Unicorns I forgot my lunch"

by Working For It August 8, 2016

Unicorn Theory

Unicorn Theory, is based around the idea of something that isn't necessarily possible, but isn't impossible, simply due to the fact that weirder things have happened, and will continue to happen forever, meaning that something described as being part of Unicorn Theory, may eventually happen given enough time or the correct circumstances

Dudebro 1: Dude, do you think (Female Friend) would ever go skinny dipping
Dudebro 2: Maybe bro, but it probably won't ever happen, bit of a Unicorn Theory.

by Heckin_Dinosaur October 26, 2020

Ghetto Unicorn

Any dog of bully breed origin, American Pit Bull Terrier, American Bully, American Staffordshire Terrier....( frequently seen in the Ghetto ) sporting a flashy coat color...EXAMPLES : BLUE and any variation, TRI COLORED( any shade), MERLE(any shade).

"Yo you catch a peep at Joe's new Ghetto Unicorn? Them Tri Merle bully pups gonna make him BANK"

by Asshatkennels December 3, 2017

Unicorn Moment

That instant you break through a barrier that was holding you back, achieving an unprecedented level of personal awesomeness. Popularized by Ice Breakers.

Mack: I finished the 5-pound sandwich challenge at Cecil’s Diner.
Quinn: Total Unicorn Moment. Proud of you.

“I passed all my exams and just mastered winged eyeliner! #UnicornMoment”

by unicorn4eva June 18, 2016

ghetto unicorn

when a girl rolls her hair into a bun at the front of her head making her look like she has a horn.

most ghetto unicorns can be spotted at the welfare office or Walmart.

by sjm89 November 6, 2012