Twisted stem

An offset penis that results in an unsucessful attempt at intercourse.

The result of his twisted stem papelboned the relationship until he responded with a spiderman.

by Jcarr55 November 20, 2011

twist and crash

Slang for a traffic circle aka roundabout.

slow down and watch out up ahead - we are gonna go through the twist and crash soon.

by wfukradio May 26, 2023

Oliver's Twists

A place where shitopians go to do the deed. There a shower in the closet. Most people say do you have skeletons in your closet. Here she has a water hose and shower to wash away the doodoo after they poop on each other. You can find it in Hunting Hills.

Have you went to Oliver's Twists lately.

Cynthia loves to do the poop shower thing on Fridays.

by 666Beast October 03, 2020

Shamalanian-twist

Whether during story telling or in real life, an unexpected circumstance alters the entire perception and view of the preceding events

Vanessa said she loved me, but in a shamalanian-twist, she got married to my best friend.

by Kid Cardashian April 25, 2023

Twist Twist Glug Glug

Another name for a blowjob where the hands are also used in a twisting motion used by northerners in England

“The other day I was with this bird and she gave me the good ol’ twist twist Glug Glug.”

by Craigdavis August 09, 2018

gooch twist

Gooch twist aka. "the twist pull"
when a man twists a gooch so far that he puts it in the asshole.

I gave a girl a gooch twist and the enjoyed it so much!

by mcblundererbufferson November 21, 2016

Russian Twist

While jacking off spin, spin a circle and try to ejaculate in your partners' mouth. Extra style points if you get it fully in their mouth, points deducted if you get it on their face or eyes.

-RegisteredSexOffender

"Yo what did you do with you girlfriend last night?"
"Oh we tried the Russian Twist but I got it in her eyes."

by Registered_Sex_Offender January 17, 2021