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bloody cupcake

1) When you are raw dogging a chick and she has her period when you orgasm.

2) A vagina covered in period juice and jizz.
Guy 1: How was your night with Alice?
Guy 2: Turned her muffin into a bloody cupcake.
Guy 1: Oh that's nasty...

Guy: Want to have sex?
Gal: ... Uh, Aunt Flo is visiting right now...
Guy: So?
Gal: Really?
Guy: Yeah, let's make a bloody cupcake!
by Disposable Undies October 1, 2020
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human cupcake

a fat, plump man who is sweet to everyone
“wow that guy is a human cupcake!”
by sexy.monkie.princess77 June 22, 2018
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cupcake supremacist

When someone prefers vanilla cupcakes over chocolate cupcakes, and vice-versa.
You don't like chocolate cupcakes? You're a cupcake supremacist!
by All Outta Angst March 14, 2016
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Cupcake Eater

Slang term used to describe someone who is attracted to children; a pedophile.

Originates from a famous quote by YouTuber EDP445, during a 2021 sting operation.

In 2021, EDP445, a well-known online content creator, was exposed through a sting operation organized by Alex Rosen of the Predator Poachers. They posed as an underage, 13 year-old girl online to catch EDP445 attempting to solicit sex from them.

When caught & confronted on the street, he told them:
"I was actually coming out here to pick up a Cupcake."
Person 1: "You hear about the latest _____ update? He went on an insane tirade about someone being a groomer."
Person 2: "Yeah, I did. It's rich of him to say that because y'know.. he's a cupcake eater himself."
Person 1: "Pot calling the kettle black, am I right?"
by Ruffits August 18, 2024
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Boston Style cupcake

(noun) referring to a particular method of eating a cupcake whereby the bottom of the cupcake is twisted off, inverted, then placed on top of the frosting of the top half thus creating something akin to a frosting sandwich.
Hi- can we get three Boston style cupcakes? To go?
by PEBAC101 March 12, 2015
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Cupcake

Cute, fluffy, cheerful... like a cupcake
Hey bro how’s your girl?”
She’s good, being a cupcake
by Dr. Realtalk March 21, 2019
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Cupcake

A sports team that's not very good.
"That team's not a contender, they're a cupcake."

"Of course they're undefeated, they play Cupcake State every week!"

"It's an entire division full of cupcakes"
by Krustov November 22, 2011
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