The hottest most magnificent 7"8 guy you would meet on tinder and he is one that will understand you no matter when sex, race, or body you have or are.
"Shrek is so hot"
by IlikeYourmomscompany January 13, 2022
Get the Shrekmug. Shrek Is my Bae. He is my secret Senpai. I would do the sussy with shrek. If you dont like shrek then get out of my swamp you cerebal pulsy retard bastard, DoOooonkay.
PS Onions have layers fucktard.
s halom
PS Onions have layers fucktard.
s halom
by sdik evol I October 28, 2021
Get the Shrek and Donkaaymug. by hdijasdo;iawsjdoisdkofp sdjmdj June 27, 2022
Get the PS1 Hagrid x Shrekmug. A swanky ogre whe wants you off his land except if your name is peaches, He recently divorced Fiona for Peaches’ thicc ass
by Robin Chris April 20, 2018
Get the Shrekmug. by DefinitelyShrek February 16, 2020
Get the Shrek’s Swampmug. Shrek is the most beautiful ogre you'll ever see. His eyes that stare deep into yours will make your heart flutter as he takes your hand and gives you the date of a lifetime. Don't give up on Shrek, he's very closed up at first. But once he begins to relax and the layers start to peel, who knows, perhaps you'll find yourself in his swamp...
Girl: I feel like Shrek is finally warming up to me.
Girl2: Have you seen his swamp?
Girl: I've had a little peek...
Girl2: Oh my god, he's totally into you!
Girl2: Have you seen his swamp?
Girl: I've had a little peek...
Girl2: Oh my god, he's totally into you!
by shrek_worshipper October 23, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. by Trump2020_4moreyears November 18, 2020
Get the Shrekmug.