Touch of the tism

indicating one has a smudge of autism. Often used to make fun of oneself, or someone else.

Britt has a touch of the tism.

by Jrg6969 May 29, 2023

Dick Touch

Dick Touch - When a man uses the bathroom but doesn't wash their hands after they have touched their dick, then touch many other things. Everything that they touch after now has "Dick Touch" transferred to it. Everything they touch, now has dick touch on it. The world has dick touch everywhere.

A man used the rest stop bathroom but refused to turn on the water to wash his hands after urinating. The man had concerns about turning the sinks faucet handles to wash his hands because the handles would definitely be covered in many other mens dick touch.

by CaptainFamous June 2, 2019

Touch-hole

synonymous for asshole, jerk, bastard, bitch

Stop being such a touch-hole!

by Collegegal18 March 5, 2015

Queen's touch

when cold water hits your testicles while you're traversing cold and deep waters

We all have to go thru the queen's touch today

by Quackers101 July 2, 2017

touch nose

basically means fighting like when you in front somebody face and y’all noses touch ... y’all touched nose, now y’all gotta fight.

female friend: Jaya tryna fight!
you: tell her ass touch nose.

by bootmadehtxraised September 28, 2019

touch donw!!!

only really silly poeple say it. e.g. mark on australian idol!!! GAY!!!

"that was a..TOUCH DOWN!!!"

by little lily November 11, 2003

no touch top

A woman, who does not like her big natural breasts touched or played with.

Jessica is one of those no touch top girls. Every time we have sex she keeps her bra on.

by DaggerFort May 16, 2020