Bagel Head

Named after a pretzel brain called Chris Young.Walking around nodding his head thinking he's king shit and the same fella wouldn't know shit from clay.
Chris Young is a Bagel Head or Chris Young has a head like a Bagel.
by Barn basher December 18, 2013
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jeremy head

The lowest of the low. Jeremy heads tend to be on the left side of the political spectrum. They are usually either a Furry or a Bronie and have also been known to shoot up schools.
Look at that Jeremy head over there he is masterbaiting to furry porn.
Oh no! That Jeremy head reached into his backpack we should run away!
by Epicito September 17, 2018
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Toilet head

adj. A person whose ideas are utter bullshit.
1: Girl, is your head a toilet? 'Cause you're really full of shit!
2: That feminazi is such a toilet head, she could use a good flushing... If you know what I mean ;)
by SDoodle June 28, 2016
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hollywood head

"dude, howd your date go?" "oh mannn, we went to this scary movie so she was all grabbin my hand and shit really hard, so i whipped out my dick and when she reached for my hand again she got herself a pleasant surprise, and get this -- the bitch loved it! then she put her mouth on my piece and gave me some fine-ass hollywood head"
by Jasper S April 25, 2008
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Standing Head

A situation in which a female gives a male head while they are both standing. This may have to be accomplished by the male standing on some sort of furniture. If you are really excited, a male may do this while on stilts. Balance could be an issue.
Ellen: "Chris do you want me to give you standing head?"
Chris: "Yeah let me grab my stilts."
by KingjamesIV December 22, 2011
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Head Greffley

A demon that has a cult following, a virus among men. It is also defined as a major slur among people as all shapes and sizes.
I believe in Head Greffley, he will free us one day.
by LimeUnderscore_ July 01, 2022
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head sock

An alternative and more literal name for a balaclava. The item of choice for any cold weather situation or bank heist.
1. What do you call someone wearing a head sock, a scarf and a helmet?

Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.

2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.

He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.

He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.

He asked me "did you see my face?"

"No, but the wife did"
by itseggtime January 21, 2021
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