taco tp

Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.

See also tp taco.

"Marge and I were planning a 69er when I noticed taco tp caught in her pubes, it was a mess, dude!"

by rubtwostix October 11, 2011

Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

by Almagest June 29, 2011

taco baguette

Taco baguette is another name for a hard taco shell. As a tortilla for a soft taco is called a taco bun because it's soft, a taco baguette is for the hard shells because baguette is a hard bun.

I would rather a more authentic taco with a taco baguette rather than a taco bun.

by Chad was here June 6, 2017

taco chad

An man named Chad who is employed at Taco Bell and over uses the phrase "Taco-tastic!" And refers to himself in the third person.

Taco Chad says you should have a Taco-tastic day!

by XxReaperWolfxX April 11, 2016

Mr. taco

A tall fat mexican that likes to sell oranges and play gta

Mr. taco is so cool, he sold me oranges at a discount!

by senor scribbles November 27, 2013

Taco Bus

Hidden relics that will either sell you the most delicious taco you've ever eaten or give you food poisoning.

Me: FUCKING TACO BUS IS SO GOD DAMN GOOD

by Crisps Hansen December 24, 2009

Taco Butthole

When you are penetrating your partner anally and as the male ejaculates the female releases feces creating a gooey residue in the anal cavity.

Me: Aye Yo Ms. D wanna make taco butthole after school?
Ms. D: Only if you ace your English quiz.
Me: Right on!

by _LouMoney_ January 2, 2021