When a man squirts mayonnaise up his significant other's asshole. The person with the mayonnaise up their ass then farts as hard as they can with the intention of spraying the mayo into their partner's mouth
by Dougus Dimmadomus November 20, 2020

looks like a toothpick, only likes guys that's name starts with a j, strongly dislikes people named delaney bales
by hoe65 March 16, 2017

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.
"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016

hii sydney... or should i say... sofia. i know you see this. watch out. sydney is evil. sydney killed my cat; aka, jhon (my cat), whos name is jhon. the cats name was jhon. jhon was my cat. my cat, jhon. sydney kill him. him who is jhon my cat. also sydney is cool. other than when they murdered my cat. my cat jhon. whos name is jhon (my cat). my cat was named jhon. then sydney kill my cat. (whos was named jhon). jhon was my cat. my cat, jhon.
by owner of jhon (my cat) December 17, 2024

Tyrone: Dude, that girl you're hanging with is hella hot! Wish I could tap that but she's way outta my league.
Paco: nah bro, she's a Sydney, you could totally get it on the daily!
Paco: nah bro, she's a Sydney, you could totally get it on the daily!
by Jonnylongdick September 5, 2017

someone who is so hot and a little bitter. she is so caring and she is curvy. she is one of the funniest people you know and she loves her little white boys. she has a major sweet tooth and doesn't put up with any nonsense. her turn on words is Jigga wigga. she loves little boys and one day inspires to be a master of her kind
him: hey Jigga wigga
Sydney Diane Monique Thomas: (BArk BaRk) stop it y/n you know what that does to me
him: ew your weird
person2: no she is so hot and she can even griddy
him: yea, i guess. come here syd
Sydney Diane Monique Thomas: (BArk BaRk) stop it y/n you know what that does to me
him: ew your weird
person2: no she is so hot and she can even griddy
him: yea, i guess. come here syd
by boojigga November 16, 2022
