Sam Brownback

A homoerotic act between two men where one man places his own fecal matter in his mouth and inserts the fecal matter into his partners anus using his tounge.

That Sam Brownback video made Two Girls and a Cup look like Saturday Morning Cartoons.

by Billy the Retard February 11, 2015

microsoft sam

The sweet ass dude that you can tell to say funny ass words and he says them in a really funny voice. You really need to try this. Its some funny shit.
-How To Get Microsoft Sam-
1.Click on Start
2.Click on Control Panel
3.Click on Speech
4.Type some funny shit and let him say it.

*/-THINGS FOR MICROSOFT SAM TO SAY THAT ARE FUNNY AS SHIT-/*
just copy and paste

1. I am Sam, Hear Me Roar, Bitch!
2. gdfgdhgidfghdfgiudfndfgopdfgdfnguidfuigigudfuigndfugnsdfgnpdggnuidfgdfngudfpggnuigpgnuidngdfnguidfnguidfgndgndfuigngh
3. Nigger

by Mic August 5, 2004

Sam Temple

a cool dude who can shoot green fireballs out of his hand. PEW PEW PEW. Unfortunately, straight. But he is the best young hero ngl.

person: "Hey have you heard that Sam temple is straight?"

Me: "Dude no way,"

by NikolasEatsShit December 23, 2020

sam rod

invites random people to someone elses house

"Yo juan ur goin to james house tomorrow"
sam rod said

by Kool kid on the street afrfrgt January 29, 2009

sam slone

a crazy, weird, awkward grandma with no teeth who just turns around at random times and yells

Sarah: *turns around* VILLIAM
Kayla: She's being such a SAM SLONE
Dani: Yep, she's so awkward
Sam: Like legit
Hayden: Kayla, want my llama socks

by Jamaica lady November 18, 2018

Sam Nook

Awesamdudes animal crossing alter ego on the dream smp. He only speaks animal crossing And is basically a creeper Tom nook. best friends with tommyinnit he spent lots of time with him as they’re business partners At Tommy’s hotel the big innit hotel. He is precious and will always put a smile on you face... or make you scream at his npc automated responses

SAM NOOK MA FRIENDDDD!!!

by MEANDMICHEAL March 28, 2021

sam mellen

God no other way to put it but god

Hi I am Arron key what’s your name

Hi I am Sam mellen
Omg no way gets down and bows

by Fletcher10 October 11, 2021