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london

She probably is one of the most caring people you will ever meet. Has beautiful eyes and can make anyone laugh with her outgoing personality to match her beautiful smile.
by Londonbreezy March 5, 2023
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London Clean

A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type
"Oh my god!! Why did she get so thin, she's built like a London Clean!"
by 0802954 November 22, 2015
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London

London is a girl. A girl that will be there for you no matter what. She has a FAT ass and teeny tiny boobs. BUT she knows how to use them. She will drop everything for you including her ass. She has brown hair (that she dyes darker brown) and brown eyes. She wishes she could be more confident but has self doubt deep down. She likes cats and a good time in bed. You will never forget a London (especially if you get to spend the night with her). She is a very dedicated friend and lover and will always put you first. She will call you just to talk and laugh or to cry and complain because she can be sad sometimes. She can get very mad on the occasion but only because she cares SOOOOOOOOO much.
GIrl 1: Wow I wish London was a lesbian
Boy 1: Im so glad that she's not so I have a chance with her!
Girl 2: I want to be her friend.
Everyone: ME TOOOOOOOO!!!!!
by Phatgrass December 7, 2020
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london

prolly the bitchiest person you’ll ever meet, the most stuck up bitch you’ll every meet, so snobby you don’t wanna be around her, judges so hard for no reason, and some stinky hairy ass pussy not a good sex partner
girl: hey i’m new here my name is brittany

london: yuck get away from me new girl
by thatgirlrylee123344 November 9, 2019
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London

A beautiful girl that has the best look and is the worlds best friend you can ever have she is very sexy and knows how to please a man. WHO EVER SHE GOES OUT WITH IS A LUCKY MAB
by guys are the one April 16, 2019
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London

London is a very chill and nice girl. People love to be around her. She is very popular, but she only hangs out with the same 1-2 people everyday. She is very confident and knows her self worth. She doesn't let people get to her, and is very headstrong. She is also VERY pretty. Every guy she meets immediately because a simp for her. Overall, London is an amazing friend and partner.
"Who's that girl" "it's London" "😲"
by Hogwarts=08c957 June 11, 2021
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London Blumpkin

In this modern iteration of a traditional Blumpkin, party1 sits reverse cowgirl on the toilet bowl, fellating party2 while they deposit an upper-decker into the tank. This gives the appearance of riding a double-decker bus. If both parties are simultaneously pooping, the terminology can be upgraded to "Royal Flush".
I heard the Queen used to give out London Blumpkins at Buckingham Palace. One lucky guy even got a Royal Flush!
by SweetPinkTacos April 9, 2024
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