An infliction that causes ones gums and teeth to grow to gigantic proportions. Often uncoverable by lips and seen to be constantly twitchy.
Would you take a look at our Daniel??? His lips are twitching like fuck. Is he in tears cos he's just gassed Aunty Mays dog and killed it? Or is it that his goat gums are at full throttle?
by Lord Harworth August 5, 2006
Get the goat gumsmug. This is a rather brutal way of getting off...first you have to engage in doggie style sex with a willing participant, then, right before you ejaculate, you bash them in the side as hard as you can as to tighten up all of their muscles for an amazing orgasm...usually followed by getting your ass beat by the participant.
Billy was doin' it doggie style with Sally, and right before he came he goat bashed her and as soon as she recovered she hit him with a pancake griddle.
by The fearsome jabberwockyklkl July 14, 2009
Get the goat bashmug. by dulcis-immortalis August 10, 2007
Get the Go the Goatmug. A goat sack is when a guy pulls his balls back between his legs and then closes his thighs around the sack then taking a picture of his ass with the protruding sack
by Dirtymike29 September 3, 2016
Get the Goat sackmug. a chick that will suck any cock (pole) without discretion. Often in exchange for a line of cocaine. Like goats at the petting Zoo will eat the paper containing your class assignment.
Everyone but me knows that Suzy, my BFF, is a pole goat. Lay a line on the back of the toilet for her, and she will suck off anything/anyone!
by majestricks December 5, 2009
Get the Pole Goatmug. It's a term when somebody does something stupid -- like fucking a goat -- and they are never known for anything else but the "goat fucking" incident. Even if the person solved world peace, they would always be known as a goat fucker. It's similar to the term "jump the shark," where a tv show takes that leap into obscurity. Does everybody "fuck the goat" and ruin their reputation? No, so it's all up to the individual to make the right choice.
That guy that shot himself after being arrested for molesting a 10-year-old girl was a great firefighter and well-respected in the community. But his reputation will be tarnished and he will be known as a child molester by many. That's what happens after you "fuck the goat."
by Czarlolik May 5, 2005
Get the fuck the goatmug. A extremely drunk male who has forgotten and/or given up on having any sort of self respect and standards that will try to get his fuk on with any and all female within 2 meters of him. Not discriminating on looks, size or how much of a dirty goat slut the female is.
by kumkee June 21, 2004
Get the Goat Herdermug.