how to pick up a blue chair off the ground

A video by alantutorial which is incredibly helpful,go and try its simple and useful!

Dude 1: How to pick up a blue chair off the ground?
Dude 2: Go watch alantutorial.

by gaminggod420 December 21, 2022

im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs

To fail miserably

"I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs," said your mom.

by R to the Nazi October 21, 2003

FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair with Adjustable Arms - Black

very nice office/gaming chair

Person 1: yo bro i just ordered the FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair with Adjustable Arms - Black from Staples.ca
Person 2: yoo bro thats sick, i wish i could afford one!

by FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair March 2, 2022

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

by MK Dicky May 17, 2021

The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.

The Krispy Kreme donuts do not meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021

dusty rocking chair

Being by sticking a leg of an old rocking chair up each other's anus while the male gets head

Now that we're in my grandmother's house we can do a dusty rocking chair

by Missbigtits July 18, 2017

Chair Ting

When a male is a slut. Oftentimes women will ride on their dick, hence the name, “chair” ting. Because men do be Sluts yknaaamsayin?

“Sis, this guys a whole ass chair ting, headass.”

by puthhyfaiwyy July 11, 2021