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Uncle Stroking

Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.
"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."

"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
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Stroke

A medical condition where poor blood flow results in cell death.
Lovely weatjtmiubzdlnkjwrlojwroibjwpor jntboi jrtcskkhgb. Oihwet oinjbzcfkjhnasdlknjh *stroke*
by NeedForSpeed2004 September 18, 2020
mugGet the Strokemug.

Nature stroking

Jack got caught nature stroking by a man walking his dog
by nature stroker & floor shitter November 1, 2018
mugGet the Nature strokingmug.

Stroke wagon

Someone who is really stupid and doesn’t know what there taking about and is always talking out there ass
You have no idea what your talking about you stroke wagon
by anonymous April 2, 2024
mugGet the Stroke wagonmug.

Stroking the kitty

When a male or female takes there hand and in a deep stroking motion massages and stimulates the females clitoris!!
I made my girlfriend squirt by intensly stroking the kitty!
by Denny's sexy play bunny💋 February 3, 2019
mugGet the Stroking the kittymug.

Stroking

to sit around and do nothing for a period of time
Bro I haven't done anything all day, just been straight stroking tbh
by feelin like john pork December 3, 2024
mugGet the Strokingmug.

Shanghai Stroke

Stroking your dick until completion with chopstick.
Last night I was doing the ol’ Shanghai Stroke
by 5maorwhoppers May 2, 2025
mugGet the Shanghai Strokemug.

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