Short Skin

A disorder that causes one's anus to open when the eyes are shut.

Tim has short skin. Every time he blinks his rancid bowels open to unleash a hell storm of putrid anal gases.

by volvosupertech677 January 14, 2012

Noob Skin

Slang used against default skins on fortnite. This indicates that the victim this is reffering to has not spent money on the free game.

Oi, You a Noob Skin, go spank yourself.

by Mark1Moo July 21, 2018

Skinning the dog

The act of tugging on one's own man bits.

Ever since my ol' lady left me, I've skinning the dog.

by Ass&kitties September 1, 2016

skin peen

an uncircumcised penis with an inordinate amount of skin

"I was hooking up with skin lips and was horrified to find he also had a skin peen."

by Skin Peens 4 Lyfe August 4, 2009

Dragon Skin

When your balls shrink, your nut sack shrivels and becomes thick like dragon skin.

fuck its freaking cold out here, my sac is shrunk and I gots dragon skin.

by skinmaan January 13, 2011

Skins

a show which peaked in quality several months before it was ever shown on television. Since then it has undergone a gradual decline in quality.

Person A: What are you watching?
Person B: Skins.
Person A *turns off TV*
Person B: Wow! I can suddenly see the infinite number of better things I could be doing!

by plateofchicken April 19, 2011

Skins kid

A skins kid is partly and indie kid just more advanterous. They are usually found at parties wasted on either vodka, weed or pills. Note that not all skins kids are druggies. You can find them in some of the most random groups. Groups with people of different backgrounds, my group consists of 2 black people, a chinese girl, a blonde, brunette, a redhead, one boy that we call an henley boy, a girl thats musically talented, a girl whos always on pills, a guy that goes to college and is half philipino and is always high. Skins kids go to alot of parties but when they throw one themselves its bound to be one of the craziest most random party you'll ever go to. They listen to indie music, dubstep and drum and bass. Chase and status is currently a favourite amongst skins kids. They dont belong to any stereotype and really hang out with anyone. They are usually crytisised because of this, have a friend whos and emo and then having one whos a chav aint so easy. They are peacefull people and have a I dont care type of attitude or as Chris from skins would say 'FUCK IT'. In Conclusion a skins kid is the best person to hang around

skins kid-whats happening 2nite

skins kid 2-party at some random how?

skins kid-wanna go?

skins kid 2-dont we have college like 2morrow at 8

skins kid-FUCK IT lets go

by wembz September 19, 2009