Pocket Sit Down

When someone pranks somebody else by making a 'farting chair' and the person 'farts'.

Man, can you believe what Bethany did to Samantha! She totally got a Pocket Sit Down!

by Samantha the farter January 24, 2019

Sit Is Firm

A phrase from the 1800s that expresses ultimate respect for handicapped people.

Oh no worries sir, sit is firm.

by TheEchomaker March 19, 2011

Bench Sitting

The deliberate and voluntary abstention of an individual within a group from participating in a shared activity, demonstrating a conscious choice of non-involvement.

Matthew didn’t join the bowling game today, he’s literally bench sitting.

by JohnSmithKiller2646 January 14, 2024

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

Sitting in Business

The opposite of standing in business. To shit where you eat, so to speak. Instead of taking responsibility and stepping up to the plate, this word describes someone who shirks responsibility and, instead, sits in their own feces like an infant child.

Mortgage payment was due and my son was hungry so I had no choice but to Stand on Business. However, I’ve opted to sit in business (sitting in business), and the bank is coming in the morning to reposess our home.

by Shaboinked December 11, 2023

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016

dad sit

when one is feeliong overwhelmed (usually in a happy manner) and doesnt know how to express their emotions

person: “did u hear shawn mendes’ new album? deadass dad sit.”

by spongebob4646 June 12, 2018