jon samuels

The act of describing guilty pleasures as normal, daily acts.

He jon samuels'd me. He said he was going to the gym but he went streaking through Richmond Park.

by Mexican in disguise May 31, 2017

samuel baca

Samuel Baca is a smart and caring person you will usually find him playing Xbox or on Snapchat.

(Random person 1) man that guy is smart and he plays a lot of Xbox
(Random person 2) yah I think his name was Samuel Baca

by Yeet_guy 32 November 28, 2018

Samuel El Salmon

Sam is a historical breed of man, His loyalty and dedication is unmatched. He is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He has a massive penis and lots of money, any girl would be blessed to have someone like Sam in their life.

Damn lucas, you fucked Samuel El Salmon?!

by Zlla January 28, 2025

Samuel Jay Marinos

A curly wurly who thinks hes him. Hes a hair conuisser and has a big nose

Samuel Jay Marinos

by The Bald man13 August 22, 2023

Samuel Wu

That one kid you knew in highschool who committed suicide

Hey remember Samuel Wu?

Haha, i don't either

by Shjwiwisjdbjskslslskso March 07, 2019

Samuel W

He is in love with everyone and best friends with people named Keith

A Sam W usually only has a couple close friends and trust me a tiny dick aswell but a swell guy

Samuel W is cool but don’t ask about his friend sophia

by kaithedemon August 21, 2023

Samuel bidois

an hori indigenous maori that lives down the done

Samuel bidois is a known sexual predator from the area. He enjoys sniffing bike seats and picking hutches off the ground. Samuel also has kurus.

by Czzz up killa July 02, 2023