you smell, you shit?

The British way of commenting on the poor smell of others.

Ricky: "Give them an example."
Karl: "... You smell, you shit?"
Ricky: "WHY"

by DDLZC April 4, 2017

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Wake up and smell the music

A phrase used to let someone know they need to recognize the severity of their words. They need to accept reality and see they went too far.

"John, you need to wake up and smell the music. You calling Kathy a whore was really mean."

by Janky Mary July 25, 2021

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

smell greg

thing to say when youre irritated or you dont care about something

person1: you suck
person2: smell greg

by podemb December 19, 2023

Smell O'Gram

The act of farting in one's hand and immediately releasing said fart in another person's face, while loudly exclaiming SMELL O'GRAM !

Smell O'gram !!

Dude you better go wash your hands that smell o'gram may stain !

by Jaliz12345 June 5, 2009

Julienne Fry Smell

When a fresh batch of julienne fries are made it smells like chicken pot pie and smells like childhood in your old elementary school.

I was cooking up Julienne fries when the Julienne fry smell hit my nose and I was pleased

by mcjgon March 19, 2025