Samuel

The idiot that's bogs their car at the front of school.

Samuel is a dumbass

by Moody_shark February 23, 2023

Samuel

Is a faggot who no one likes, hes a fat whale and when hes swimming you can notice him from a mile away, he stinks like poo and fish, he looks like a black horse with shit all over his face

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH A KID NAMED SAMUEL !!!

by sick lad te September 30, 2019

Samuel Wu

That one kid you knew in highschool who committed suicide

Hey remember Samuel Wu?

Haha, i don't either

by Shjwiwisjdbjskslslskso March 7, 2019

Samuel

Is a raging homosexual likes men seduces oranges and has sex with fruits in the fridge dry humps his wall and his momma

"Oh no guys looks out! Its Samuel! Hide your fruits away before he molests them!"

by xx_thepr0phet16235_xx November 20, 2021

Samuell

If your name is Samuell instead of Samuel, you are superb. The world must thank for having you here. What size do you have? How old are you? Which is the colour of your hair? Nothing matters. You're Samuell, not Samuel. When your parents did notice the brightness, i mean, the glory of your eyes they just thought you have been chosen. Need to carry the code sacré carved in your denomination. When normal people are spelling your name, it gets tough, they ought to say another letter. Because you are savage. No doubt about all opinions.

Is it a shine of hope? Isn't, It's better It's Samuell

by Tanna-Toh Dux November 25, 2021

Samuel

if Samuel it's your name u are probably gay, if you are not you are only a femboy

Samuel loves dick

by ImPacking November 21, 2023

Samuel

A sub-par percussionist

Samuel: did you watch my concert yesterday? It went very well!
Anyone: no, I don't believe you

by J_B_Underhagen January 12, 2024