I got to the house, Momma said "Where is your ass, and where is your candy?"
And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."
And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."
by pluh500 April 2, 2024
Get the Big dick randymug. Sits outside of art stores, and offers you “cheap ceramics”, he has an array of “secret colors” underneath his ragged blanket, if you do not accept to buy either the ceramics or the secret colors before you enter the store he will slap his arms vigorously and scream at you “SeCrEt CoLOrS” if you wish to live run the moment you see randy, sometimes he goes by Tod, do not trust this, he is randy, how do you know it’s randy? The look in that motherfuckers eyes is enough.
“God fucking damn it, it’s randy again, go get the broom”
“Awe fucking randy? I hate that guy”
“Don’t trust randy, he sells broken ceramics, they are NOT cheaper than the ones inside”
“Randy lies”
“Awe fucking randy? I hate that guy”
“Don’t trust randy, he sells broken ceramics, they are NOT cheaper than the ones inside”
“Randy lies”
by ThePossesseddoll August 18, 2018
Get the Randymug. A man with a big belly who eats and steals cheese burgers. He will also show you a good time for the right price.
by Horseboy September 30, 2022
Get the Randymug. 
by Randynut October 17, 2025
Get the Randymug. "Randy (noun): An arrogant prick characterized by a lack of maturity, self-control, and social skills. Whether in person or online, this individual swiftly turns any conversation toxic, displaying troll tendencies. Engaging with a Randy is often far from enjoyable, as their inclination to sour discussions makes peaceful civil discourse nearly impossible."
1-"Debating politics with that guy turned into a total Randy situation; he couldn't discuss anything without resorting to insults and toxicity."
2-"Redditors, I asked a question to genuinely learn about the topic, not to invite a Randy-style meltdown. Let's keep things constructive – managing those toxic impulses makes for a better community. Nobody appreciates a keyboard warrior that thrives on ridicule."
3-"I requested feedback on a recommendation, didn't need a condescending Randy vibe in return. Let's keep it real – we're all here to chat and learn something or teo, not to put others down. Someone put this guy on time out!"
2-"Redditors, I asked a question to genuinely learn about the topic, not to invite a Randy-style meltdown. Let's keep things constructive – managing those toxic impulses makes for a better community. Nobody appreciates a keyboard warrior that thrives on ridicule."
3-"I requested feedback on a recommendation, didn't need a condescending Randy vibe in return. Let's keep it real – we're all here to chat and learn something or teo, not to put others down. Someone put this guy on time out!"
by RiffRaff101 January 27, 2024
Get the Randymug. by Roadkill Randy November 18, 2021
Get the Sneaky Randymug.