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Roger

A dude who likes spending a shit ton of money on video games.
Also someone who likes being stepped on by fictional mommies to the point others want to be like him
Friend: So I bought all the crystal bundles with bonus, even the $100 one, the $2, $5, $15, and $30
Me: ...... So you pulled a Roger.......
Friend: Yes
Me: To pull Hutao and Ganyu.....
Friend: .....Yes
Me: *face palms*
Friend: I regret nothing :D
by Jay024 December 13, 2021
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Roger G

the sweetest, most intelligent, kindful, and helpful human being that always makes sure that you always feel loved. roger is a blessing, and is always online ready to talk with you. roger will always be here for you, and he’s waiting for you to text him. hes patient, and he’ll wait years for you to come back. he’s more than just a friend.
hey, did you text roger g back yet?

aw damnit, i didnt! let me do that now.
by totalasskicker69 July 16, 2022
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Robyn Rogers

hottest person to ever fucking exist. no if ands or buts about it.
by ___Max+____ March 17, 2022
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Roger Spy

Roger Spy is megastar and living legend. He is often credited for having invented the word “the” and most of the English language. He’s a health freak, when he is not drinking gallons of ‘margarytas’. He’s obsessed with blueberry Alpro yogurt and is a world renowned Michael Jackson ambassador. Rumours have it that he is dating Cher and Theresa May, but alas Roger Spy is a very private man. Above all, he cherishes his friends and his large penis. Having attended masturbation school and graduated with honours, Roger Spy is a man of peace.
Fuck me…Roger Spy!

Only Roger Spy would pull this off.

That Roger Spy sure can dance!

Which hair colour do you think Roger Spy will have today?

That’s such a Roger Spy thing to do.

Harder, Roger Spy, harder!!

I’m coming, I’m coming Roger Spy!!!!

That was so good Roger Spy!

Why do you spend your money on so much crap Roger Spy?
by Fenway Bergamot November 21, 2021
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Roger

A complete dickhead who nit picks everything and offers unsolicited asshole comments at inappropriate times.
Why do you have to be such a Roger? Don't be such a Roger!
by Lgrzy January 23, 2024
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Jolly Roger

The act of licking the underside of the penis from the base by the the balls to the tip of the head.
Your mom gave me the sloppiest Jolly Roger last night, Best BlowJob Ever!
by The Peruvian Artist December 12, 2018
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Roger More

They say Roger Moore in James Bond was mystically handsome, but this Roger more is the most Divinely stunning man ever to walk the planet. Even if you tried to count all the ways in which he is Phenomenal, you would be counting for the rest of you life. He is Magic.
I love you, Roger More... and every day i do so more
by wiiguitarheroine June 21, 2010
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