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rogered

Burdened with college debt by higher education policy created under Ronald Reagan's economic adviser Roger Adolph Freeman.
I can't afford to own a house because I'm still rogered by my student loan payments.
by toto z barker September 28, 2025
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Roger Belchworth

A person who is pathologically obsessed with bicycles. Measures all life decisions in gear ratios, tyre pressure, and marginal gains. Can turn any conversation - weather, food, politics, or relationships - into something vaguely related to bikes. Owns more cycling kit than normal clothes and refers to rides as "spins."
I asked him how work was and somehow ended up hearing about carbon frames for 20 minutes - absolute Roger Belchworth.
by Futsi Bear December 26, 2025
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Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.
I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.
by QuacksO March 5, 2025
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Roger

(also stylized as 'Rodger'.) is my pet snake. he is cute. he is friendly. rodger does not bite.
let's go play with roger!
by TheFinnMann999 March 19, 2025
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Rogered

Being in a relationship without the clarity of a relationship
She got rogered for almost 4 months before she realized she was a moron
by VioletJade89 June 4, 2024
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Dolly-Rogers Exchange

A Dolly-Rogers Exchange is a hypothetical choice involving the exchange of one highly valued item for another that one is unwilling to make. The name comes from the hypothetical sacrifice of Dolly Parton in order to raise Fred Rogers from the grave.
Rob: "Would you kill Dolly Parton to raise Mr. Rogers from the dead?"
Al: "No way would I take the Dolly-Rogers Exchange."
by DrBruz June 7, 2024
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Jolly Roger

When when you pull out your dick, and let someone snort powder off of it, and then you hit her person in the face.
I got a Jolly Roger but he got a black eye.
by anonymous June 7, 2024
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