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rod raper

A woman or man that grabs your morning wood before you wake up.
I woke up with my dick in Mandy's hand this morning. She's such a rod raper.
by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018
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Dick raper

A person who goes around town targeting teenagers grabbing their dick jerking it off and selling their cum to Russian scientists
He was a dick raper
by Kk ligma July 7, 2019
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mole raper

A topped golf shot that travels close to or along the ground.
After topping his driver "geez what a mole raper".
by Olknackersbob July 11, 2019
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Eye Reader

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Mind Reader

A Mind Reader is a person or machine that can tell what other people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, disrespect privacy, and gossip.
Josh: “Hey mind reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!”

Mind reader: “I shall not it is wrong for me to reveal my secrets.”

Josh: “I understand and respect that.”
by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019
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Chip Reader

When you shove a credit or Id card up someone's ass
Person#1-Give me a chip reader
Person#2-YES PLEASE!
by gayfag14141 August 20, 2019
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Mind Reader

nickname for Obama director of speechwriting Jon Favreau
The Mind Reader was engaged to Quincy Jones’ daughter Rashida Jones and began his career working for John Kerry in 2004.
by Coop Dupe January 1, 2020
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