Poop Knuckle

The result of an improper angle of approach when wiping your ass from a particularly messy poop-session. Poop gets on your knuckle. Usually occurs when you lift a cheek to the side and attempt a wipe.
Steve liked to lean to the left when he wiped his ass. This often resulted in a nasty case of poop knuckle.
by Bspot January 08, 2008
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Unicorn Poop

A large assortment, about twenty or more of colorful gumballs all fused together through chewing, creating a colorful, gooey, juicy mess.
Having too large of an amount of Unicorn Poop can cause you to choke from its juicyness, size, and amazing rainbow colorness.

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"Ghlkjae-amah" Andrew mumbled. "What did he say?" asked Sam. "Oh, I don't know, he's obviously choking on unicorn poop." Kenny replied.
by Riotfish October 12, 2010
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poop shuffle

The tight, clenched walk of someone who has to take a dump.
I went out for a run the other day, and a couple miles from home my intestines felt like they were going to burst. I had to do the poop shuffle the whole way home--I barely made it.
by Pete Dick December 28, 2007
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Poop Knife

An idea, tool or tradition that was originally thought to be ubiquitous, then discovered to be unique to one's own social group (usually a family), then finally revealed to be far less unique than one thought, though still rare enough that an average person will likely not know about it.

The literal poop knife (a knife used for separating large turds into smaller pieces, such that they fit down the toilet) is the best example.
I thought it was just my family that celebrated Three Kings' Day. Turned out to be a poop knife.
by thorvindr May 28, 2019
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poop rocket

Poop that's so hard to pass that when you finally do it's as if it explodes from your butt like a rocket.
Man i was on the toliet the other day and i had the biggest poop rocket ever. It coated the whole toliet bowl in feces.
by Cory Taylor January 16, 2009
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Helicopter poop

In a public restroom with toilet stalls, one stands on top of the walls of stall. Then making sure they have aligned their asshole with the water in the toilet they drop a bomb. There is also a variation in which the pooper deploys diarrhea, this is called operation rolling thunder.
Dude, there was nobody in the restroom so i took a helicopter poop and there was major splash back.
by shit-squad March 17, 2011
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Poop Pickle

A word made up by a 10-year old from Green Bay, meaning a thoughtless jerk.
by KittyloveGB March 07, 2010
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