Patronize

Patronize: pah-tro-nhyze
-verb (used with object), -ized, -izing.

1. to give a friend or person of interest a shot of or drink containing Patron Tequila to get them f*cked up! in a good way =D

Used in a sentence: "Yeah I 'PATRONIZED' that b*tch and her friends, then we danced all night long...Next thing you know she throws up on my good shirt...Didn't know she had the alcohol tolerance of a 5 year old."

by Teddy-Pain April 20, 2010

Expecto patronum

Ejaculating semen onto someone's eyes, thus blinding them with bright white fluid.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna... EXPECTO PATRONUM"
"Ahhh I can't see. Thanks daddy"

by lemonlicklick November 21, 2021

expecto patronum

Two meanings; In a polite way it means "Excuse Me." In an impolite way, it means, "GO AWAY"

"Expecto Patronum, can I cut the line?"

by Joey DeLuca February 18, 2005

payroll

Somethin' bitches be after

Honey, give me your payroll for me to go buy you some "condoms"

by Jklein11 April 3, 2014

Patronized

When someone baby talks you or talks down to you

Everyone patronized the puppy

by Cookie102189 December 25, 2019

Patrel

A man with a giant cock who pull all the females. He is also a cool guy who his friends look up to.

Girl 1: Wow I got with the best guy of my life
Girl 2: Was it Patrel?
Girl 1: How did you know?

by Guy named Patrel January 25, 2021

Fantastical Patronage

Another word for "funny business," use this word to talk about the "funny business," you are going to have with your girlfriend later..or that big drug deal you are going to finalize around people that you don't want to know.

"Hey are we still up for our fantastical patronage tonight?"

by sonicfast June 2, 2007