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Parker Sons

When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.
"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."
by Jack Willa October 21, 2020
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Parker

Parker: Parker is cool, funny, athletic, and has a great personality! He is normally a very cute guy, and cares about another person's feelings. Since Parker is an athletic kind of guy, he often plays sports like football, soccer or maybe even basketball or baseball. He makes a great boyfriend and cares about his and only his girl! Don't mess with him or his girl! Parker's normally date girls of the opposite hair/eye color finding them more attractive! Most Parkers even date girls with specific names like Emily, Jessica, Madison, Sarah etc. Parker's also love to hang with their best guy friends and need some guy time every so often!
Wow Parker is so cute
by Lil park November 2, 2020
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Parker

Parker: Parker is cool, funny, athletic, and has a great personality! He is normally a very cute guy, and cares about another person's feelings. Since Parker is an athletic kind of guy, he often plays sports like football, soccer or maybe even basketball or baseball. He makes a great boyfriend and cares about his and only his girl! Don't mess with him or his girl! Parker's normally date girls of the opposite hair/eye color finding them more attractive! Most Parkers even date girls with specific names like Amanda. Parker's also love to hang with their best guy friends and need some guy time every so often!
Parker is so cute
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Parker

Parker has big peepee
Parker’s peepee destroyed my insides
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Parker has big peepee
Parker’s peepee destroyed me
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Parker Bussinger

Parker Bussinger? That guy’s Tommy’s sexual fantasy!”
by sandwichdanger November 22, 2020
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Parker

A kid who loves babies, he’ll always grope the baby that he sits next too at the park. He also loves cock preferably the cock of a hamsta
Parker - Ooh hamsta I love your beauty cock.

Hamsta - Oscruncha why thank you.

Parker - please my king, let me suck it!!!
by Nhaniiiiii November 30, 2020
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