This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"
"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"
"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"
"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
Get the The Sliding X Positionmug. A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.
by StrawberryRedd September 11, 2012
Get the Carrot positionmug. by BeardedTatDaddy January 14, 2023
Get the nanny positionmug. P1: Did you hear about Joseph and Suzie yesterday?
P2: No, what happened?
P1: Well apparently Holly walked in on them positively macking it in an empty classroom!
P2: Teen pregnancies really are wack
P2: No, what happened?
P1: Well apparently Holly walked in on them positively macking it in an empty classroom!
P2: Teen pregnancies really are wack
by theTusken_clanker December 29, 2020
Get the Positively Macking Itmug. when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust
by Bodybaby August 21, 2025
Get the Spider monkey positionmug. Position is like what position you like in bed (making sexual intercourse), also a term used in league of legends as in what position do you play?
by Økamii March 2, 2021
Get the Positionmug. You're just so huge, I I will pay 10 dollars too many for that even though I know it's a stupid thing to do why because I am so attracted to you, that's why.
Fuck positive feedback.
Fuck positive feedback.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021
Get the Positive feedbackmug.