tit pirate

a person who sails the concrete oceans in search of booty and boobies.

a sneaky grab of the breast.

man grabs boob. her reply "You fucking tit pirate!"

by Captain G. Rab InStabbin April 14, 2014

pirate smog

When someone does a illegal smog check on a modified car usually a car with no catalytic converter and no smog devices. If the person who smogs car illegally is caught their smog license would be revoked and the Hefty fine what did given including jail time

Hey bro how are you gonna do a smog check on your whip when it's been moded. Answer: I gotta do a pirate smog.

by jimbomcc June 28, 2018

Pirate-Eyed

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.

<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........

by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015

thot pirate

one who plunders the hoes. One who vandalizes the anal hole of hoes, like a bloody pirate.

"damn, johnny plundered that hoe like the thot pirate he is!"

by AlexHearMeRoar July 14, 2018

pixel pirate

pixel pirate is a sweaty cunt that sits on runescape all day and drinks pepsi all day

pixel pirate is a sweaty cunt

by urtis July 21, 2016

Pirate invasion

A term used to describe a group of gold diggers all looking for the same guy.

John: Gosh darn, there's a Pirate invasion.
Kylie: PLEEEEEASSE NOOOTIIIICE MEEEEEE
Lilia: MOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY

by Dropped My Idiot January 3, 2019

Vaseline pirate

Someone so addicted to Vaseline, they'll use it for anything and everything

I'm a real Vaseline pirate, I'll even use it at school.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023