When a rugby player or any other human passed out related to intoxication.. Pack their asshole with peanut butter.
Tools Need: Kitchen spatula, bulk size peanut butter, and human rectum. Optional: yellow cleaning rubber gloves for sanitation purposes.
Instructions: Depants him/her exposing their rectum. With kitchen spatula, accumulate a large amount of peanut butter on said kitchen spatula. If accomplice is available, don yellow gloves and generously spread the poor bastards ass cheeks, allowing to full exposure of spatula and peanut butter to anus region and spongy flesh (aka packing their ass with peanut butter). Clean up all evidence and leave the premasice. Ensure embarrassment there after/photography is encouraged and welcomed. Submit your evidence at www.yougotpacked.com
Tools Need: Kitchen spatula, bulk size peanut butter, and human rectum. Optional: yellow cleaning rubber gloves for sanitation purposes.
Instructions: Depants him/her exposing their rectum. With kitchen spatula, accumulate a large amount of peanut butter on said kitchen spatula. If accomplice is available, don yellow gloves and generously spread the poor bastards ass cheeks, allowing to full exposure of spatula and peanut butter to anus region and spongy flesh (aka packing their ass with peanut butter). Clean up all evidence and leave the premasice. Ensure embarrassment there after/photography is encouraged and welcomed. Submit your evidence at www.yougotpacked.com
Hey, that guy is passed out over there.. We gotta do a packing and pack his assshole with some extra chunky Jiff.
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