musketards

a group of 3 unsociable friends. these musketards are usually referred to as reatrds in the workplace or school. musketards never interact with anyone not included in the musketard grouping.

chris: who are those 3 retards that never talk to anyone?

sarah: oh they are just the new musketards..

by fineva February 3, 2010

mushy grape

the act where a guy shits on his balls then slaps somone in the face with them

jake- hey you want a mushy grape
shay-o yeah give it to me on my nine incher

by nineincher October 13, 2010

musketeering

When three men get naked and swordfight with their genitalia.

At camp, my best friends Scott and Dave and I engaged in a bit of musketeering.

by Isi Sirius December 15, 2012

Musk lesbian

A lesbian that wears too much musky perfume

Ahmed is a musk lesbian

by Mason The Potato April 5, 2017

Musk Touch

Like the Midas Touch, but for Elon Musk. Everything he comes into contact with becomes sexier, no exceptions. e.g. Rockets, space suits, cars, over-sized blowtorches, etc.

"Hey, did you hear about the new merch that Tesla is releasing?"
"Yeah, it's got the Musk Touch."

by traps ain't gay October 28, 2018

mursky

Mursky is a name given to a precious lady 😍
They’re amazing they are cute

With pure mind

boss lady believe me they are all kind

I want to date Mursky 😻

by MURSKY February 5, 2020

mushywipe

A absolute mad lad

That guy is a mushywipe

by Biggest terry April 4, 2021