mud slides

the brown trails on the toilet bowl after flushing a very dense turd

walter took a massive dump and left the bowl full of mud slides

by jr December 12, 2004

Mud Carp

A mud carp is a white male who almost exclusively dates or bangs black women.

Dude, look at Brandon's new black girlfriend. God, what a mud carp.

by danza jr. June 07, 2009

mississippi mud

lean. purple drank.

"Hit my Mississippi Mud and continue to roll" - Z-Ro - Continue 2 Roll

by AK-47221 November 13, 2007

Mud Bath

When Two Homosexual Males practice the art of Soaking.

Nick was Morman so he only allowed Charlie to take a Mud Bath.

by DirtyCharlieKY April 01, 2011

Stick in the mud

When you are having anal sex and her shit splatters all over your dick

I waz havin sex with ma gurl and she was sayin if i wanna put my stick in the mud

by Iluvfatguys July 24, 2020

mud guards

A woman's loose and dangling labia. (See beef curtains.)

'That bitch has some nasty mud guards, yo!'

by Syd Barrett June 08, 2006

Mud Tent

Verb: To shit your pants / smell really bad

1. Dude I think Steve just pitched a mud tent. =/

2. I might be pitching a muddy tent later if I eat that burrito.

by Captain Anal November 15, 2010