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Minge crisis

An area or organisation where there are absolutely no shawtys.
“Wow you go to ICSM you must be so gassed”

“Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis”
by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024
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minge

in britain a minge is known as a car
brandon: i’m gonna get a brand new minge today but i’m not sure what colour
toby: i got a white minge but i prefer the grey ones
by jxrdan January 19, 2021
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Chi ming

Chi Ming is someone who is pure of heart. He can light up a room full of darkness with his enthusiasm. If he doesn’t like you, it is for a good reason. He will try its hardest to never let you down. You can talk with him about anything and is such a good listener. He will always have a tons of anecdotes to tell you. Such a wise man ! We love Chi Ming for so many reasons.

Anyone would be lucky to have a Chi Ming in their life !
Person 1 : Who’s that guy with cornulețele umplute ?

Person 2 : Oh ! That’s Chi Ming.
by QueenFromBucuresti May 6, 2022
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Mingeing

Portmanteau. Whinging like a cunt. Or cunty whinging.
Fucking hell hon, it was pathetic. I told him we were over and he was on the phone mingeing away at me.
by Thatcymraes September 27, 2022
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Ming

An adorable person who is most likely a sexually confused introvert with a huge dick.
That dude is such a Ming, I could take him right there. No homo though.

I'm totally a Ming right now:
by x_m.l.r_x January 7, 2017
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Ming

A beautiful Asian young lady who is known for being quiet in public .But once u get to know her , she will be the most nicest toxic person you ever met.she likes to get her life together,she reminds u of those cute dolls in the shop that u always wanted when u were little,she can may get a little sensitive at times.
Ming is a good girl
by Richard Cowell November 21, 2021
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Minge

a car
brandon: i am going to go get a new minge today, what colour do you have?
oliver: i have a white minge but i prefer grey
by jxrdan January 19, 2021
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