Matthew

A donkey who is annoying

Stop being a Matthew

by Hamejekwhahsjf April 18, 2019

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He's god of us peasants, the guy who put thousands of mugs on a road and got fired, the holy one who cleanses us with bowls. It's Matthew.

Guy 1: Hey Matthew, can I have a glass of water?

Matthew: ...
Guy 1: Matthew?
Matthew: Sure.
Guy 1: Matthew.
Matthew: What?
Guy 1: This is a bowl.
Matthew: Drink it.

by WhothehellusedBowlastheirname October 16, 2019

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MATTHEW

Annorhexic, looks like a donkey

“Look at Matthew”
“Yeah he looks like an annorhexic donkey”
“True he’s a real ass”

by Hippothotomas February 5, 2018

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matthew is the type of nigga to be gay and have a small peen while being extremely tall and and likes to play clash of clans. Matthew is also the type of guy to be friends with cruz

Oh shit its Matthew. RUN

by ayeayeayeeeeeeee June 6, 2019

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Usually has the surname of Phipps, extremely smart and rather good at English. They tends to explain words we don't know with more words we don't know. Although, They is rubbish at accents They always makes us laugh with all their biblical banta! They love to make jokes that make us laugh but then tell us to be quite.... hmmmmm makes sense !!! But they a bit of a lad

Matthews prefers 9D and is the best English Teacher!!

by Biblical banta December 2, 2016

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