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Mario Velázquez

Mario Velázquez is my daddy
by Bobbyjohns345 November 22, 2021
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Mario

He’s extremely intelligent, smart, serious, talented and awesome. Inside that serious appearance you hide a pure and honest soul, we all can see that through the brightness in your eyes.

Here’s a little poem I wrote for you:

When the sun caress your face,

When the wind embrace you with kindness,

You will know that your existence is precious.

Your hands create pure art,

Your words are the most beautiful passage,

Every step you take is getting you closer to your dreams.
-"Do you know Mario?"
+"Yeah, someday we will dominate the world."
by Delta_Omega April 5, 2019
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Mario

Talks a lot of shit and bully’s people who don’t wanna fight back
Your a Mario also know as a bitch
by Mario mj November 21, 2021
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Mario Kart'd

Verb (past tense): To have an incredible 1st place lead while playing Mario Kart Wii. Then getting comboed by almost every single power up by other racers in the game and (possibly) falling off the map. Effectively putting you so far behind that you have no chance of getting back to first, as well as ruining your day.
Man 1: Hey buddy you look rough, what happened?
Man 2: I don't even know, I was in first, but then a blueshell...lighting bolt, red shells, oh god so many shells. The eternal out-of-bounds abyss beckons to me!
Man 1: NO! don't tell me you got-
Man 2: Yes... I got Mario Kart'd.
by The 0 Crossing April 15, 2019
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best friend mario

Best Friend Mario is a meaning of having a best friend that would care about you and only likes you for your food. He is also a cat.
by smh_mxa September 19, 2016
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Mario Money

<noun> Whenever you find cents (just like coins) on the street, in a store, etc. Just like in Super Mario Bros. Basically, it's loose change you pick up from the floor.
I get paid tomorrow, but I did pick up $2.47 in Mario Money today.
by Chronophile March 9, 2016
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Mario Skepis

Mario Skepis is the TikToker number 1 in Portugal. He is the funniest TikToker ever. He’s well known by doing prank videos like calling places and going to McDonalds drive thru. He is also friends with several other well known Portuguese TikTokers
A: Do you know Mario Skepis?
R: Yes! I follow @marioskepis on all social media!
by 2017May13 November 21, 2021
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