munch

A bunch of cunts.

On our drive to pick up some lunch, we got cut off by a munch heading to the mall.

by CZilla February 28, 2019

munch

a dude who eats 🐱 and gets nothing in return

“this dude came over last night he was a munch”

by offaperc September 2, 2022

Pocket Munching

pocket munching is an activity typically performed in a place where alcohol is served but no food is available. Thinking ahead, the pocket muncher will randomly pull food out of their pocket and start munching. This is done in order to achieve optimal alcohol metabolization, ensuring that more alcohol can be consumed without the unwanted conditions that lead to memory loss & hangovers. Pocket munching is a popular and considerate gesture among experienced alcohol consumers.

"Got my pocket munchies.. no freshman mistakes tonight"

"Pocket munchies keep my stomach happily digesting all that vodka"

"I have such a hangover because I ran out of pocket munchies before the bar ran out of liquor"

"pocket munching makes the drunkies go away"

by ycart September 14, 2010

munch

Stupid fucking cunt looking head ass tweezle

look at this munch

by msbdbdjfis ballsack September 3, 2022

Munch

A nigga that eat coochie and don’t get shit In return.

“You Thought I was feeling you? That Nigga A Munch” purr ICE SPICE ate the girls up with that one 😂

by Sheisdabaddest January 17, 2023

Munch

someone who likes ice spice

bro i’m such a sucker for a munch fan

by ggehshdhdhd September 8, 2022

Munch

S/O who makes you indescribably happy.

I miss my munch :(

by Fijisqueejie September 15, 2023