MATTHEW

Annorhexic, looks like a donkey

“Look at Matthew”
“Yeah he looks like an annorhexic donkey”
“True he’s a real ass”

by Hippothotomas February 5, 2018

Matthew

He's god of us peasants, the guy who put thousands of mugs on a road and got fired, the holy one who cleanses us with bowls. It's Matthew.

Guy 1: Hey Matthew, can I have a glass of water?

Matthew: ...
Guy 1: Matthew?
Matthew: Sure.
Guy 1: Matthew.
Matthew: What?
Guy 1: This is a bowl.
Matthew: Drink it.

by WhothehellusedBowlastheirname October 16, 2019

Matthew

The Most Gayest Guy On Earth And He Rapes People

That Dude Jack Is A Matthew

by BillyBobJoeWilly December 8, 2017

Matthew

A needed who was killed on among us first countless times in a row

Your trash are you called Matthew

by He he he October 31, 2020

Matthew

a boy who is REALLY ugly and stupid

I would not want to be a Matthew.

by Hi what doing May 30, 2018

Matthew

Matthew/matty would make a very good boyfriend very good looking handsome and always dresses well he is very sporty and has lovely blue eyes

Matthew is my friend

by Fgfhvhvbvb November 9, 2018

Matthew

Usually has the surname of Phipps, extremely smart and rather good at English. They tends to explain words we don't know with more words we don't know. Although, They is rubbish at accents They always makes us laugh with all their biblical banta! They love to make jokes that make us laugh but then tell us to be quite.... hmmmmm makes sense !!! But they a bit of a lad

Matthews prefers 9D and is the best English Teacher!!

by Biblical banta December 2, 2016