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Doctor knocker

Someone (most likely a family member) who immediately opens your bedroom door after knocking before you have a chance to answer. The same way a doctor does after the nurse leaves you waiting in a room for 20 minutes.
Mom: Why do you keep your door locked?
Son: Because everyone who lives here is a fucking doctor knocker.
by Brain Mountain August 16, 2016
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rock-knockers

Rock-knockers are like butterslaps.
All ne'er-do-wells call diamonds "apples." Like callin' money "bread" or rock-knockers "butter-slaps."
by sharpus March 21, 2021
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Rock Knockers

The basketball hoop used in Australia with no backboard
The nickname 'Rock Knockers' were given to these hoops because Australian outback heat caused normal basketballs to explode, so people threw rocks at the hoops causing a knocking sound to occur hence the name 'Rock Knockers'
Bogan 1: "Oi cunt pull up to the court and run some 1s"
Bogan 2: "Sure mate I've been grinding these Rock Knockers and they've given me deadly accuracy
Bogan 1: "Bet mate put the shrimp on the barbie"
by Azusaane November 20, 2022
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Gentleman’s Knockout

Where one participate in the act of masturbation swiftly followed by entering a warm/hot bath.
*WARNING* - Its is recommended not to have a Gentleman’s Knockout before planned activity as performance will be affected.
“Think I might stay in and have Gentleman’s Knockout tonight”.

“Can you help me move some furniture mate?”
“I’m going to be no good to you mate, I’ve just had a Gentleman’s Knockout”
by Archie Richmond January 18, 2020
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Alaskan Shit Knocker

A very small man that walks around on all fours with a 20 inch strap on attached to his belt because he is insecure about his own penis size. He tends to run around searching for people shitting in public restrooms. When he finds his victims he jumps over the bathroom stall onto their feet to then catapults them across the restroom. He then digs into his volumptuous new meal. He usually let's out a screech to warn his victims he's coming. When he approaches the poor souls he takes the shit from the toilet bowl and forces them to eat it. He then gives his schlong a swirly wirly in the shit water. After that he continues to slap his victim across the face with his schlong and then runs out into public on all fours making grunting noises while vigorously shitting everywhere.
"Woah! Do you see Tom!? He's on all fours again. Better run before he gives you an Alaskan Shit Knocker."
by Weewee'sforbreakfast.com January 1, 2021
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knockoffs

(n) Another synonym for hundred spokes or vogues. Lot of rappers will be sittin on knockoffs.
I got an escalade on knockoffs, I keep a glass house inside of my mouth, I use Codeine so I will not cough.
by DonaldTheG May 1, 2006
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Fobber-Knocker

Mariam will become the president of the US and it will be in the year 2026. A fobber-knocker is a person who will never succeed in life
Ex1: A fobber-knocker is the idiot who thinks negative about everyone else to bring his self esteem up
by La Presidente January 15, 2005
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