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Evelyn Johnson

A beautiful brunette nurse in Pearl Harbor, and the love interest of Danny Walker and Rafe McCawley. She is stunning, quiet natured and sweet. But don't mess with her. She has a fierce side that can get mean quickly. She is devoted, determined and passionate, and she has a big heart. Which she shares with the two men she loves. She is a also very much a free spirit.
Danny: Gosh Evelyn Johnson is pretty

Rafe: Get you own man, she's mine.
by CountryChic637 May 31, 2015
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Johnson Nuts

Johnson Nuts is the CEO of nuts and is the arch nemesis of Richard Balls
Person 1: do you know who Johnson Nuts is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of nuts
by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023
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Johnson Bank

adj. - a girl that has had sex with many different men. In other words, many guys have deposited their "Johnson's" in her "bank." This term is reserved for the sluttiest girls you know.
Friend 1: "Hey, have you seen that girl that always wears those really short booty shorts around campus?"

Friend 2: "Oh yeah! She has had sex with all of the guys on the basketball team... She's a real Johnson Bank"
by JBank September 20, 2010
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Nigron Johnson

Everyone on Earth was white until Nigron Johnson was born
by Doodar Poonjabi August 3, 2022
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Johnson control

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.
If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.
by Americus Null-Dalit June 8, 2013
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Lumpy Johnson

Multple brown nuggets left on a fat Johnson after anal sex
Ahhhhhh! BITCH GAVE ME A LUMPY JOHNSON!!!
by gatomontez April 11, 2019
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pulling the johnson

Did you see Justin pulling the johnson behind the school?
by SnekkySnek January 27, 2018
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