jacob parsons

basically the goat

braden: dang did you see jacob parsons

kynlie: ya he’s so hot and the goat

by jpdagoatyaboi May 9, 2018

Jacob Cochran

A complete douche, favorite phrase, "Stop being a bitch". Has a fetish for Asian girls and Alabama hot pockets.

Why's she dating a Jacob Cochran? She deserves a real man.

by A trustable weeb June 8, 2016

Jacob Hawksley

The one who fucking beats the shit out of people and becomes aggravated and mad very easily. He might even be a angry new animal or beast. Who really gives a shit though he kills anyone who comes in his way. Or just pushes them like his friends Zach and Gavin. He is one hell of a shithead.

Jacob Hawksley will kill.

by Hawksley, JaxKrew May 21, 2018

Jacob Holden

Is the most retarded bloke you’ll ever meet plus has a fetish for rangas

This kid is definitely a Jacob Holden

by Timothy.Brown October 27, 2022

Jacob Thomas

a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.

girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.

by country.rrkkyyy April 19, 2020

jacob koerner

sexy beast with a fat ass

Kaitlyn: jacob i want to fuck u
John: I want to fuck you
Jacob koerner : john fuck me

by 69peepeebutt69 December 4, 2019

jacob wadeson

Just a freak really who loves to eat shit. Also is in a very toxic relationship with his mother. Will also get emotionally attached to girls after one kiss. Very funny person though.

Freddie: Yo, you're moving like Jacob Wadeson!
Frank: HOW?!?!
Freddie: You're going to tell rachel you love her!
Frank: I guess i am a bit of a Jacob Wadeson

by DrGirth May 5, 2020