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Fuckin JOKES

"On my mums life a bug just flew in my mouth"

"Fuckin JOKES!"
by _writer_ December 14, 2021
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Leahy Joke

A statement initially interpreted as a joke, but after some thinking, you also realize it is true and then you are sad.
The Leahy Joke got the best of him.
by bpb7695 April 10, 2019
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inside joke

Something you and 2 other friends have. You likely say it all the time and piss people off.
Guy 1: Owl Pellet, hahahaha..
Guy 2: Hahahah..
Guy 3: fuck you and your inside joke
by boredassstudent April 28, 2023
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Just Jokes

When Marsha finishes a sentence with "just jokes" she is not joking at all in fact she is deadly serious.
Should we have a dexies with our morning coffee? Just jokes!!
by Daralewis May 9, 2019
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Dad Joke

Have you seen Mark Hamill's twitter? That guy only posts dad jokes!
by artooey January 28, 2018
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Grandpa Joke

A joke made by someone that isn't very funny, but you laugh to be polite. A cheesy attempt at humor. Jokes that your grandpa would make.
"What did one flea say to the other flea?" "I don't know, what did it say?" "Shall we walk or take the greyhound!" "That's such a grandpa joke."
by lehcarachel April 8, 2017
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Dad joke

The highest form of humor to ever grace the planet.It is so elite that not everyone understands.
*Real life example*
Dad: listen to this funny joke
Me: ok… go ahead
Dad: a white horse in a mud puddle
Me: that’s not funny
Dad: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Me: that is such a dad joke
Dad: *still laughing* well I keep it in my dada base BAJAJAJAJAJAJ
by Zozi May 16, 2023
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