mud slides

the brown trails on the toilet bowl after flushing a very dense turd

walter took a massive dump and left the bowl full of mud slides

by jr December 11, 2004

Mud Carp

A mud carp is a white male who almost exclusively dates or bangs black women.

Dude, look at Brandon's new black girlfriend. God, what a mud carp.

by danza jr. June 6, 2009

mississippi mud

lean. purple drank.

"Hit my Mississippi Mud and continue to roll" - Z-Ro - Continue 2 Roll

by AK-47221 December 9, 2007

Mud Bath

When Two Homosexual Males practice the art of Soaking.

Nick was Morman so he only allowed Charlie to take a Mud Bath.

by DirtyCharlieKY April 19, 2011

mud guards

A woman's loose and dangling labia. (See beef curtains.)

'That bitch has some nasty mud guards, yo!'

by Syd Barrett June 11, 2006

Stick in the mud

When you are having anal sex and her shit splatters all over your dick

I waz havin sex with ma gurl and she was sayin if i wanna put my stick in the mud

by Iluvfatguys July 24, 2020

mud slick

A dastardly streak of kaka running down the middle of ones under garments.

Kim had a nice mud slick going this morning.

by MikeyFatRod June 26, 2014