A term used for anything bad or negative, when you are trying to stick your boner into a hole and you miss and it jack-knifes back and hurts like hell.
by Carver's Ur daddy August 22, 2010
The act of making love to a lady that is on the rag. In other words, the male penis is in use in lue of the tampon or a female's sanitation cloth. Jam = Blood.
by Colin Smart December 02, 2006
I term for someone who thinks highly of themselves.
When interpreted, the letters stand for : Fuck I'm good, just ask me
When interpreted, the letters stand for : Fuck I'm good, just ask me
Eg 1- Mike: " I got an A in my test. Fig jam baby!"
Eg 2- Steve: " I can get any girl I want, I just show them my abs and have them crooning"
Jenny: ( rolls her eyes) " Ugh....fig jam much Steve?... Get over yourself.."
Eg 2- Steve: " I can get any girl I want, I just show them my abs and have them crooning"
Jenny: ( rolls her eyes) " Ugh....fig jam much Steve?... Get over yourself.."
by Quirkette January 28, 2016
"Bleeeerrrgghhh.. Jesus girl put it away, you've got jam flaps"
or
"Yum Yum, bring that over here, I'd love to chow down on your jam flaps"
(depending on your personal perversion)
or
"Yum Yum, bring that over here, I'd love to chow down on your jam flaps"
(depending on your personal perversion)
by DJ N-Fuzion February 11, 2008
Noun: The act of Joey and Jamie joining in an intimate union together, such as intercourse or playing in the mud if there is no grass on the field.
by Paraniod4 May 16, 2017
"You know Stacey, yea that bitch Clam Jammed me"
"Well, I dont blame her. That dude is a fucking ass."
"Well, I dont blame her. That dude is a fucking ass."
by Skuurl August 09, 2017