meh hug

hugs that are given without feeling; hugs that are given within one second; a hug that was supposed to be about 30 minutes long but are only given like 0.0001 milisecond.

"Oh hey there! I havent seen you in months!"
*hug*
"...that was a meh hug.."

by benisamehhugger July 31, 2013

wrestle-hug

The end result of two indivuduals hugging which subsequently devolves into a wrestling match which ends when one submits or both individuals are on the ground.

I told my my two year old twins to hug each other for a photo. Instead they wrestle-hugged and both wound up on the ground laughing.

by Daxel2011 September 9, 2013

harlem hug

when your partner shoots cum on you and then you both hug

I jizzed on Gina and then she gave me a harlem hug.

by theBadguy September 15, 2013

Vancouver Hug

Smashing a wine glass and then lunging forward with it to greet a friend.

Will had to get a tetanus shot and four stitches on his lip after receiving a Vancouver Hug in his nose area. His trumpet-playing career ended that night.

by Tricycle October 4, 2013

handfake hug

a greeting where you reach out a hand for a shake, and then instead go in for the real deal heart to heart hug

"I dont know why Drew always reaches out for a handshake , cuz i know he's always gonna pull a handfake hug on me"

by Gaiachild October 18, 2013

Bloodhound Hug

a person, usually parents or spouse, who pretend to hug you out of love, but are actually sniffing you like a dog to determine if you have consumed cigarettes, alcohol, or weed.

Dude, can't smoke, gotta go home to the bloodhound hug in 30 minutes.

by kejo66 February 19, 2012

hug-shake

the awkward phenomenon that occurs when saying bye to your friends' friend who you just met and not knowing whether to go in for the hug too or just the handshake.

After meeting/saying good bye to Mary, I went to give her a hug, she went for a handshake. We successfully completed a hug-shake.

by mntwins07 July 25, 2011