Horny for Food

When you really desire a certain food very badly

"Omg I'm horny for food, sis"

by Words I made up July 17, 2019

Horny Hot

Someone who you’d only date when you’re horny.

John: Becky has a fat ass I think I'm gonna ask her out!
Jake: Nah John she’s horny hot she cheats on every guy she’s been with.

by BigFishareSmallWhale November 2, 2019

Horny Sadness

The feeling of sadness whilst horny

The sadness feeling lonely while horny

I was feeling immense horny sadness because I couldn't get in a relationship.

by The Dic-tionary March 6, 2022

horny frodo

Come home from work one day wearing nothing but a cloak and holding a empty sandbag. Proceed to walk up behind your girlfriend / partner and frantically place the bag over there head yelling “we’re going an adventure” drag them into the back of your car (a 4x 4 is recommended or Ute) drive them through the local hills or bumpy outback then remove the sandbag from the head, then place your butthole on there face and yell out “behold the ring of Mordor”. Works well with lord of the rings soundtrack. Can also substitute with the catch phrases “the beacons are lit” or “ Gondor calls for aids”

Hey babe I’d love to watch lord of the rings with you tonight, I’m feeling a {horny Frodo} moment.

I’d love that bill!

by DevilledAssPrawn October 25, 2018

Horny Shakes

when you get so intensely horny you start shaking

Person one: I looked at zach de la rocha for too long and now im shaking
Persone two: youve got the horny shakes

by CharvelStar November 19, 2022

Horny struggle

When you live in a long distance relationship and their brother's home

A:bro what's wrong?
B:nothing much bro I just got that horny struggle

by Overnightandthen June 1, 2021

Horny goblin

When one turns into a goblin becoming extremely aroused, usually caused by having swamp ass

Horny goblin: jack is on sabbatical honey

by Swampedbandit April 15, 2022