gary wow

Gary Wow is like a Gary, with additional wow. Gary wow is the highest observed state of Gary. Other states of Gary are Kerfuffle and Kaput

It was funny seeing Gary get escorted to the living room in that state. Rather than being a liability, he turned out to be a net asset! Gary Wow!

by daddy-ted June 13, 2020

Gary

Gary is the easiest guy to be around. And the easiest guy to fall in love with! You don’t even have to try. He never makes you feel judged or inferior to him- unless it’s regarding a game and/or sport, in that case, Gary is very competitive. He’s just a genuine guy. Kind and funny. Sweet and charming. An introverted extrovert. So, it may take some time to get to Gary in all his glory but believe me, he’s worth it.

Well, I’m so in love with Gary.

by Thatchubbybunny November 22, 2021

Gary

Kind and understanding but VERY hot headed. Appreciates his real friends and knows who the fake ones are. You can trust a Gary but you must be honest to him. Most probably gay.

Gary is my best friend. He gets me, you know?

by MelodramaticFool May 23, 2018

gary ablet

The thing your mar takes when she's on a low

Hey mum ,so I hear your back on the gary ablets now you fat slag

by the kud May 22, 2014

Gary's Shiny Dick

When a man visit a KTV in Taiwan and the girl gives him a Hand Job in front of the audience, where the backlight from the TV lighted up his gentlemen sausage.

It was a fun party tonight, it ended with a Gary's Shiny Dick move.

by IPA Nobleman December 20, 2020

gari jo

the sexiest memer there has ever lived, also looks a tad bit like a garden gnome, but other than that she's pretty hawt.

wow did you see that girl, she looks like a Gari Jo.

by candgj November 1, 2017

Gari

Gari is rarely used as a nickname/short for Margarita, in cases where Margi or Rita are used up, voted unattractive, or rendered boring through the passage of time. Gari is in fact, one of the last possible combinations that can be derived from the name Margarita, and the third most unpopular one, the second and first being "Arg" or "Arit"

-Margy is beautiful tonight
-who?
-I mean Rita
-I don't know any Ritas bro.
-I mean your sister, Margarita
-stay away from Gari man, I'll break your knees.
-Arg.

by Babiniotis April 20, 2017