He is the most fucking annoying kid in the grade. The biggest teacher's pet. Shortass midget too. He acts like a bitch in the heat and is most probably gay. No offence though. He has no friends, even though he thinks he does. Plenty of people run away when they see him. But, once someone finally feels sorry for him enough and hangs around him, he becomes clingy as fuck. When he's in the wrong, he tries to cry his way out. He also has this disgusting bitch walk, that he says is absolutely beautiful.
Gabriel G. decided in his early stages of his life that he wanted to be hated by most of the people surrounding him.
by Enva November 19, 2019

Wow... ts so gabriel -definitely not gabriel
by TheMungler September 4, 2025

A Gabriel Andrade Lantz is a strange child. He is very funny, kind and hot around his friends, and girls. He is 10 years of age (acts older) and has brown hair, bleached at the top. But, if you are his sister, you will know that he has a dark side. He is very sensitive and sometimes cries when people joke around. He screams when he dies in Fortnite. He also plays Battle Royal with his mom. He dreams of girls when he sleeps. But, in the end, he can can crank 90s and can 360 oggabuga you in the head. Girls drool for him. Find a Gabriel and see for yourself.
Girl 1: Gabriel Andrade Lantz is so cute and nice.
Boy: What? I am cuter than GABRIEL ANDRADE LANTZ!
Girl 1: Gabriel Andrade Lantz is wayyyyyy cuter than you!
Girl 2: She’s right punk! Find yourself another girl who thinks you are cute. That must be a challenge!
Gabriel: Hey, that is my friend! Don’t pick on him.
Girl 1: Gabriel Andrade Lantz is right. We are mean, Gabriel is so nice to his friends.
Boy: What? I am cuter than GABRIEL ANDRADE LANTZ!
Girl 1: Gabriel Andrade Lantz is wayyyyyy cuter than you!
Girl 2: She’s right punk! Find yourself another girl who thinks you are cute. That must be a challenge!
Gabriel: Hey, that is my friend! Don’t pick on him.
Girl 1: Gabriel Andrade Lantz is right. We are mean, Gabriel is so nice to his friends.
by Amazing- December 21, 2019

Gabriele is the nicest guy you will ever meet. Gorgeous looking guy, almost dazzling, his presence is so ethereal that you will feel in complete harmony and trust with him. Spending time with him is always the best choice, his friendliness will only make you feel good. Moreover his extreme intelligence will make every conversation interesting. He is a great listener, he will never make you feel lonely. You will be able to feel so good in his presence that you will not see your home in the same way. If you've got enough luck to be able to connect with him don't let him get away, he's a one time train. His touch is so gentle that you'll feel him a part of you.
His extreme honesty and objectivity make him a great person to ask for advice.
If you have the privilege of being his partner, know that he will put you first place, he will always choose you hands down.
His extreme honesty and objectivity make him a great person to ask for advice.
If you have the privilege of being his partner, know that he will put you first place, he will always choose you hands down.
by l.itchi November 21, 2021

Gabriel is the cutest guy you'll meet. Shy but caring, goofy but really smart and funny but with strong opinions. He has usually brown hair and eyes and usually enjoys anime and beer. If you have a Gabriel in your life you should feel lucky. Usually scorpios.
by sofopach February 6, 2018

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025
