footed potato

A fat girl that resembles a potato with feet. Also known as a footed potato.

Hey Man look at that fatchick she looks like a damn footed potato.

by John Henryz June 28, 2010

foot selfie

The act of taking a picture of your bare feet and posting it on social media for all to see

foot selfie is liyfe

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Foot Smash

To insert ones foot into a vagina with repetitive force

"hey Jim, how'd you break your foot"

"I foot smash this birds cunt, yo"

"niiiice"

by hms 286336 June 28, 2009

foot catch

Something is falling to the ground. It's mostly likely valuable and/or fragile. The crushing impact with the solid floor will certainly break it. With spiderman-like reflexes, your foot swiftly moves to its trajectory, intercepting the thing and breaking its fall. Foot catch. Success.

One time my Dad admitted that when my brother was a baby he fell off the bed and my Dad used a foot catch. Seriously.

by Mike Dobbins December 4, 2012

pizza foot

The act of vomiting downwards onto your own foot, unintended

"I was so drunk last night i gave myself pizza foot"

by peaman August 30, 2012

Foot 69

When you foot 69 is to be in an emotional connecting mentally and physically to the point where you two rub your feet together in an unorderly fashion usually when you are sitting across from somebody. It kind of resembles the sex position 69.

John and Maddie are so close in their relationship that they are in the foot 69 phase.

It's not a phase mom

by Jaisomething June 2, 2016

Foot fetish

Dana's favourite kink, foot fetishism are a kink that a decent amount of the population have ,including dana

Dana has a foot fetish, she's wierd.

by Dana's victim August 17, 2022