fat elf

A drug dealer that consumes his own product.

Its really dry around here there must be a fat elf must work this territory.

by fat elf January 12, 2015

FAT SAVAGE

A fat guy who gets mad bitches and never wears a shirt. Often the center of attention. Gives no fucks what people think about him.

"Yo, did you see Biig Jay at that party last night?!"

"Yeah man! FAT SAVAGE wasn't playin any games!"

by Jay3000000 October 30, 2013

Fat Sick

Being so unhealthy and obese that you are always in a state of sickness. Can be cured with a healthy diet, regular exercise, and some fresh air.

"I have to call off work again for the 27th time this month because I'm fat sick."

by fred durst 2 January 30, 2023

scooter fat

adj. The pinnacle of the hierarchy of the fat scale. A phrase to describe a person so fat that they are unable to walk and must use a scooter at the store.

Dude: Man, how big is she like chubby?

Dude #2: No Dude, like rotund huge!

Dude #1: O no, she's scooter fat

Dude #2: Yea scooter fat

by Acid Tongue Ireland June 19, 2010

Danger Fat

A girl who is pretty hot and sexy.

HOWEVER due to her lifestyle/bodyshape/outlook on life it is clear there will be a time where she balloons and the unfortunate male with her will be stuck with something he was mis-sold.

The girl at work, she's real hot but loves MacDonalds and is always on a diet even though she looks thin. DANGER FAT!

by The Negativvv November 22, 2011

fat mob

A long distance to travel, especially when high or drunk.

Driving all the way to Denny's from here? That's a fat mob.

Man, I'm so high. Getting the tv remote would be a fat mob right now, hard.

by makingafatmobforsteaknshake January 3, 2011

Flat Fat

When someone has a flat stomach only made up of fat.

Person1: Dude look I have a sexy flat stomach

Person2: Naa dude, that's just flat fat

by Kurt Hendrix January 3, 2010